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Offline Filly

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« Reply #1140 on: June 30, 2009, 12:32:01 AM »
Hahaha....  :rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1:
Da bi ostvario ono sto zelis, moras prvo da odlucis sta tacno zelis.

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« Reply #1141 on: June 30, 2009, 04:46:44 PM »
ee crnogorci... :lol:
Vrsim izradu web prezentacija(sajtova)!!!

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« Reply #1142 on: June 30, 2009, 04:48:23 PM »
Muva Crnogorac devojku:
- Jesmo se mi vec sreli?
- Ne.
- Pa da, nije ni cudo kad ne izlazim iz novog dzipa...


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It'a all about: Perfect Nutrition, Hard Work, Pain and Sacrifice a lots of Sacrifice!

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« Reply #1143 on: July 01, 2009, 06:41:09 PM »
sto pilot kamikaza nosi kacigu?






iz zajebancije
kakve su ti misli takav ti je zivot!!!

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« Reply #1144 on: July 02, 2009, 11:07:44 AM »
aj sad malo crno :boxed: :boxed: :boxed: :boxed: :boxed:


STA JE GINEKOLOGIJA?



JEDNA RUPA,DVA PRSTA,TRI BOLESTI :blowkiss: :blowkiss: :blowkiss: :blowkiss:
kakve su ti misli takav ti je zivot!!!

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« Reply #1145 on: July 02, 2009, 01:11:51 PM »



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« Reply #1146 on: July 22, 2009, 01:54:13 AM »
Pita ciga zemunca:
Kume daj neki dinar
A zemunac njemu: Sta ce ti
Ciga:Pa za hleba
Zemunac:Pa jedi bez hleba
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"Unleash the beast within
I walk around with the strength of 100 men
You better run before I count to ten"

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« Reply #1147 on: July 22, 2009, 03:26:47 AM »
ajmo malo rasisticki.....
koja je razlika izmedju crnca i tramboline?

po crncu mozes da skaces i obuven
kakve su ti misli takav ti je zivot!!!

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« Reply #1148 on: July 22, 2009, 12:51:59 PM »
ajmo malo rasisticki.....
koja je razlika izmedju crnca i tramboline?

po crncu mozes da skaces i obuven

ahahahhahahahhahaha kako je dobro  :lol:

kako najlakse skinuti crnca sa drveta?

prerezes uze :p
"No man has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training....what a shame it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable." Socrates 470-399 B.C.

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« Reply #1149 on: July 31, 2009, 04:34:56 AM »
Evo par viceva o Zemuncima...
Pricaju Zemunac ortaku kako je je8o crnkinju....
- Je8em ja nju i ona krene da mi govori ...deeper , deeper i ja sta cu dnempr
Kako prepoznati Zemunca na svadbi - ima najbolju tresu
Zima, vozi Zemunac kola i zaustavlja ga pandur...
Pandru: Gde su ti lanci??!
Zemunac hvata majicu kod vrata i spusta je govoreci "Pa zar se ne vide?!"
Pricaju 2 Zemunca
1. Ajmo na adu..
2. Ma jok prljavo
1. Ajmo na zenba onda
2. Ma jok vlada herpes...
posle 20 minuta pita prvi drugog : A jeli bre ko je Vlada Herpes ?? :D


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Robine ulazi u kola
When the armageddon's dark and dread
- I get up and make it happen
A lot of weak hearted weep and moan
- I get up and we get it cracking
Only the strong will continue
Do you have it in you?
Come, we've got a journey to go
And when the battle get sour and tread
- I get up and I get it going
A lot of weak hearted wither and moan
- We get up and we keep it flowing
Only the strong will continue
I know you have it in you
I know you have it in you